you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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