I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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