No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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