What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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