just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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