My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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