found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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