Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
