Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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