All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
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