i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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