Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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