My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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