if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
my sisters under your porch take her home
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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