last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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