you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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