So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize