Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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