We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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