Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
We had to coat check the pizza.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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