cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'd cum for enchiladas.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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