this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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