i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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