I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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