3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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