IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Use "feeling words"
Yay
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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