Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Your cock deserves a montage
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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