i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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