OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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