Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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