i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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