doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He shit in the fireplace
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