u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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