Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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