Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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