the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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