does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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