Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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