I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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