dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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