I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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