I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize
