Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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