you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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