Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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