Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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