he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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