It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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