plz talk dirty to me
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
