I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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