We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
