The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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