okay pat passed out under dana's car
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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