just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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