So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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